I finally found the perfect gift for mom! This upside down shoulder clam is actually a therapeutic heat pack. Whatever it is, it’s going to make mom smile this weekend. Happy Mother’s Day! If you’re really interested in checking this out follow this link.

Etch A Sketch iPad Case

I’m sort of torn on this one. One one hand I’m a huge fan of my childhood toys making a comeback. I can’t wait for them to make a new HeMan movie. On the other hand, I hate things that take nice things and cover them up. After reading the one and only review on SkyMall’s website and laughing my guts out “my little boy thought it was a real toy and broke my ipad.” I think I’ll have to pass. Ha!

If you’re a bigger fan than I am, you can find it here.

This nifty butler was actually on my Christmas list, but Santa didn’t deliver and I may never forgive him. I don’t know one person who wouldn’t want bathroom equivalent of the garden gnome staring them down when they do their business. Creepy. At a price tag of $99 I’ll have to start saving my pennies for him. By the way, did anyone else catch the fact that he’s not wearing a shirt? What gives? You can find him here.

Do you misplace your cell phone constantly? How many times have you narrowly avoided dropping your mobile in a garbage disposal, toilet or off of a cliff? Do you find yourself wondering if there is a better alternative to putting your phone in your pocket or purse?

With the Wrist Cell Phone Carrier all of your problems are solved…except for your obvious lack of fashion sense. Just attach this bulky velcro laden bracelet to your wrist and you’re good to go. You’ll never have to look for your phone again, it’ll always be stuck to you.

For those of you that are interested, it’ll only cost $29.95 and any self dignity you may have left to get your own. Seriously I wish I had access to the numbers over at SkyMall. I’d really like to know how quickly these are flying off the shelf.

*Photo courtesy of SkyMall.com

Men’s Ballistic White Shoe $129.95 through SkyMall.